The leading bomb on Briggs' list is Taco
Bell's Border Lights, which were introduced in 1995 with a $75 million marketing campaign. The menu items were said to carry one-fifth fewer calories and less than half the fat of other Taco Bell
meals. It earns an F. Hot on its ne'er-do-well heels is KFC's The Colonel's Rotisserie Gold, a 1993 cholesterol-cutting entrée that had a 100 million budget. It earns a D-.
The big winner, with an A+, is McDonald's Egg McMuffin, which made its debut at 55 cents in 1973 and costs $1.80 today. But even Mickey D doesn't always have the golden touch. Its 1988 experiment with McPizza was born crusty and garners a D.
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