Appraisals. Hmph. I am very much over assessments, appraisals, valuations -- pick your term. As many of you may remember from my previous articles, I have my house on the market. When the stars aligned, and I was able to secure an acceptable offer within seven weeks, I was on cloud 9! We flew through the inspection unscathed and just had to go through the appraisal process -- which we were assured would not be an issue. But that’s when the wheels fell off the bus.
In the world of email, the appraisal is equivalent to the inbox providers making the determination to place your email in the subscribers’ inbox or not. And the decision of one can therefore have a domino effect on your long-term program success.
Let’s revisit my moron of an appraiser for a minute -- and I can call him that, as I have had that fact validated now with other appraisers. He was lazy. He didn’t measure my house (just used incorrect numbers on file at the assessor’s office) and pulled comps for homes in the area based on grossly inaccurate information. When we contested the first appraisal based on these blatant inaccuracies, he came back, albeit with a serious attitude. He then miraculously “found” an additional 600 square feet in my house, but only added new comps to the end of his previous list of homes in the area, which were now apparently, weighted incorrectly based on their chronological position within the document. So my house did not appraise, we lost the buyer, and I am back at square one; all because one idiot decided NOT to do his job that day.
Let’s be clear. With inbox providers leveraging algorithms, engagement details and predictive modeling to determine inbox placement, it has nothing to do with one person making that ever-important determination. The point here is that when you find yourself in this situation, you typically have a lot of questions -- and get too few answers.
When inbox providers bulk-folder your email, you probably ask yourself why. You may spend hours combing through your email to highlight everything you did right, addressing every precaution you took to avoid this fate -- and the ultimate answer may be that “it is what it is.” So instead of looking back, look forward. If you find yourself in this situation again, ask yourself these questions about your email:
If you find yourself in the bulk folder, strategize your way out of there quickly and effectively. In the mean time, I am going to write a letter to the local press about my recent experiences with this moron appraiser - - as I have no other recourse than public awareness.