I have to run this one because I was almost run over by an Alpha male in a 6-Series blasting GnR's "Mr. Brownstone" yesterday. This article about a faux leaked document is a pretty hilarious (and possibly spot on) take on the BMW owner psychographic. The "official document" finds BMW drivers get dealer incentives for "failing to use turn signals, cutting off other drivers, tailgating, flipping the bird and other affronts to road civility have become indelibly associated with the Bavarian Marque."