• by Tyler Loechner  @mp_tyler, July 22, 2013

"'…which dovetails perfectly with [Company]'s media-agnostic and results-driven approach to empowering advertisers through applied advertising sciences. [New Hire]'s also highly-respected for baking problem solving and innovative solutions into all of the businesses she builds, which echoes what the team does here, in both interpreting and immediately optimizing campaigns based on the data that we leverage in both local and global markets, so that clients can directly and quickly benefit from not only our leading-edge technology, but also the deep marketing expertise of our collective [Company] team.'"

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