"[Company 1's Platform] delivers a normalization layer that enables advertisers to ingest, process and normalize billions of ad events and user segmentation data each day in real-time.
This capability, coupled with [Company 2 Platform's] fast query performance and scalability, makes ad hoc manipulation and analysis of terabytes to petabytes of data flexible and easy for
today’s data scientists and research analysts."
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"For the first time, all constituents are able to leverage purpose built dashboards and flexible analysis
tools to deliver actionable insights that will increase the efficiency of their media budget."
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