Sadly, New Agency-Focused Reality Show Is No Joke

On April Fools’ Day, as is always the case, there were a few interesting items sent to us from agencies. One such joke came to us from Crispin Porter + Bogusky on behalf of Fruit of the Loom. The agency created the "Undie Iron," a tiny iron designed to be worn on one finger while, yes, ironing your undies. It's USB powered and we are told it will go on sale in 2022. Check it out here. It's yet another innovation from the brand which has given us the reinvented boxer brief for men and the ladies’ cotton panty.

Another great April Fools’ Day gag came to us from RPA which created the Honda Fit Kit for those "tinkerers" who like to build everything themselves. After using the “build and price” feature to configure their Fit online, customers are offered the choice of building it themselves or taking delivery of a "Honda-assembled vehicle" at a Honda dealership. With the build-at-home option, now...ahem... in beta, customers will receive a detailed instruction manual and DVD along with a complete set of parts to assemble a 2015 Fit. With over 200,000 parts, we're guessing the assembly process will be a bit more involved than the IKEA furniture assembly process.

Oy Vey. Sadly, this is not an April Fool's joke. A&E will air an eight-episode unscripted docu-series entitled The Herbert Brothers, which will center on the lives of five siblings who start their own ad agency together. The Herbert Brothers follows five brothers in Batesville, Ind., who won a contest to create a Doritos commercial to air during the Super Bowl, and use their $1 million prize to start their own ad agency in their home town. As if The Pitch weren't bad enough, now we have to listen to a bunch of brothers and a sister bitch at each other on a weekly basis.

Change is the new normal over at FCB. Global CEO Carter Murray is in the process of completely revamping the agency with a name change, a rebrand and several key hires. His latest hire is Bryan Crawford, who will become vice chairman of the network. Crawford has been chairman and group CEO of FCB Australia and New Zealand (formerly Draftfcb) for the past eight years, an agency group that has received global recognition for its award-winning creative campaigns. Crawford joins the global management team and reports to Murray. He will retain his current role as chairman and group CEO of FCB Australia and New Zealand. 

In other agency shufflings, Gustavo Martinez, global president of JWT Worldwide, announced the appointment of Lynn Power as a managing director of JWT New York. Power will partner with Claire Capeci, who was named managing director in December 2013 to lead the agency's flagship New York office. Power was most recently with Arnold New York, where she served as president and managing partner. Both Power and Capeci will report directly to Martinez.

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    The new office is for the agency's Team One unit, which focuses specifically on the Toyota and Lexus accounts. The agency's move to Texas is in reaction to Toyota moving its U.S. sales and marketing operations to Plano, Texas. 

    And so between barbecue and overcrowded sessions, head over to the SXSW Job Market at the JW Marriott (Floor 2). The hours are Friday, March 13 from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Saturday, March 14 from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m.

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    As part of its sponsorship of the New York City Drone Film Festival (yeah, apparently it's a thing), MRY put out a video which envisions what life would be like in an agency if it hired several drones as employees. 

    The comical, tongue-in-cheek video stunt has MRY CEO Matt Britton waxing eloquently just like any other agency CEO might do when talking about whatever bleeding edge, innovative, cut-through-the-clutter stunt of the week agencies are so prone to do.

    Britton talks about a crop of drones that have come into the agency with some tremendous creativity and yet the rest of the agency isn't so high on the idea complaining about the more scary elements of the drones. Britton isn't deterred. He thinks they're going to be a game changer.

    Watch the video here.
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    What. The. Actual. F*ck?

    If Lovemarks wasn't crazy enough, now Roberts wants us to go around licking the brands we love. What is up with that, dude?

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    Overdoses on bullshit. Yeah, that sounds about right.
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    In any case, they agency is excited about the change. Butler adds: “The rebranding has ignited us to reinvent the way that the hotel and travel industry does marketing. Our services make hotel marketing simple. And our new logo, new Web site and tagline provide a new feel and energy that brings us to an entirely new level of drive.”
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    Now even though Cannes Lions may never stop bleeding the industry dry with its entry fees, the organization will allocate all the Glass Lion entry fee proceeds into programming that promotes a more gender-neutral media landscape.
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    That's an interesting goal for a woman who was recently named one of PR Week's Innovation 50 or who accomplished a killer social media stunt by sending 99 boxes of Cap'N Crunch cereal to Jay-Z who later mentioned the stunt on the radio. Of course, yes -- she's just kidding, but Ace Ventura who certainly was a character. And I like people who aspire to be interesting characters.

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    Thank God. Someone who doesn't think Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat are the only valid forms of media in existence.

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    Enter Phuck You Photo Reps, a Tumblr site designed to shame photo reps out of art directors' inboxes once and for all. The site is a collection of emails from photo reps and everyone is encouraged to contribute the emails they have received. 

    The site is a collection of what you'd expect, fluffy puffy emails pontificating about the balance of light and the magic of some Joe Photographer. Check out the insanity and contribute your own. 
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    The Warc 100 is a ranking of top marketing campaigns and companies that the organization says is based on their performance in effectiveness and strategy competitions. The organization does not disclose the competitions that it uses to devise the ranking.

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