Morgan Stanley's chief U.S. equity strategist Adam Parker will not accept a bounce back from someone saying that they have "limited access" to
email. In a note he sent out to clients, he explains why he thinks that this is not a valid excuse. proceeds to explain how that's a lame excuse in this day and age. "Where on planet earth
can you go and have limited access to your email? We travel a lot," he wrote in the note. "Over 100 flights, to five continents, to more than 15 countries, and 30+ states in the last year. E-mail
works on the way to the airport, on the plane, and when you land. It works in tunnels, over bridges, and on trains."