As they say, you can't make this shit up. Marc Fantich, founder of McAllen, Texas-based Fantich Media Advertising, while claiming to have been blacked out, spread raw shrimp all over the inside of his
ex-wife's boyfriend's car. On Valentine's Day no less.
The boyfriend, Eduardo Canales, informed police that his car had been burglarized and damaged while parked outside Fantich's
ex-wife's house. According to the complaint, tea was spilled on the driver's seat, raw shrimp was also found in the trunk, the car keys were missing along with a radar detector, checkbook and several
papers.
Fantich, who lives next door to his ex-wife, called to admit to the wrongdoings and apologized, even though he also stated he doesn't remember the incident. The
complaint states "he had viewed his
surveillance cameras and had seen himself committing the act. He stated that he did not recall putting the shrimp in the Cadillac."
Fantich asked that his wife not report the
incident, but she recorded the phone conversation and informed the police. Fantich says the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding.
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I'm just misunderstanding these shrimp all over your car.