NEW! Protect Yourself With The Trump Clause

If that thing no one expected to happen takes place in November, protect yourself with The Trump Clause. This might come in handy for those looking to move to Canada. The Trump Clause is a website and Twitter account made up of 10 different legal clauses, each created based on data analytics of the most popular conversations currently being discussed in social media. More legal clauses will be released, based on public feedback. The 10 clauses are: "I'm taking a new job in the U.S. I want my moving expenses covered both ways if I quit;" "My job with my current employer is transferring to the U.S. I want an escape clause to come home;" "My company is currently expanding to the U.S. I want my start-up costs fully reimbursed;" "My company exports from the U.S. I want a government subsidy to cover my forthcoming decrease in global sales;" "I'm a U.S. diplomat in a foreign country that's been repeatedly insulted. I want 24-hour high security protection;" "I'm a legally landed immigrant in the U.S. I want my new application fee to now immigrate to Canada paid for;" "I'm buying a new house in the U.S. I want the seller to pay me back half the forthcoming depreciation amount;" "I want to write off vacations outside the US for the next four years as a medical expense to keep my sanity;" "My long-distance boyfriend/girlfriend lives in the US. I want an out clause for a guilt-free, no-questions-asked break up;" and "I live in Britain, Canada, Mexico, Germany, Iran, Saudi Arabia or the state of New Jersey. I want a handwritten POTUS apology." Grey Canada created the campaign.
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