It's a gastronomic nightmare: the Cheeseburger Pizza. About a year and a half ago, the "unholy spawn of a pizza and a platter of cheeseburger sliders" as Consumerist aptly describes this "grease-filled sunflower" (2,880 calories) was rolled out in Middle East-area Pizza Huts. The object is a stuffed-crust pizza, with little mozzarella-topped burgers embedded in the crust around the pie like orbiting planetoids. Might it be coming here? Consumerist notes that it's not unusual to test products elsewhere first. Gird your loins.