Too Faced cosmetics launched an online video for its new mascara called "Better Than Sex." The climactic video stars Jeannie Mai, host of the late Style Network TV show "How Do I Look." In the 90-second video, the voice of Barry White lives inside her mascara tube. "All I want is to give you the longest, thickest, most luscious lashes of your life," begins the tube. And it doesn't stop there. "Dip my wand and let me get to work," continues the tube, as Mai is worked into a passionate frenzy as sexy time music plays in the background. Mai gets the lashes of her life because the mascara "lashes all day and all night" and it's the tube's "duty to please her beauty." Couple these puns with Mai writhing in her make-up chair, eyes rolled back, and you have a video that you want to stop watching but somehow cannot. Mai achieves a great deal of pleasure by donning mascara. I'm lucky if I don't poke my eye out when trying to get the perfect curl. See the video here, created by Standard Time.