If you have $425 and want to look like you’ve rolled in the dirt, head to Nordstrom. The retailer is selling “mud-stained” jeans. It’s not clear what that substance is, but it doesn’t wash out. The knees, pockets and crotch of the jeans appear bear most of the faux brown muck. Once again, the social media barometer registered a definite “no” for the bizarre pants.