What do SEO and sex have in common? Sex "is referred to as a basic need [-- in] the same way as SEO is critical for your site," notes this post, mostly a parody written initially by SEO experts in India (and edited by Joel Leyden's communications company).
In an attempt to use the word "sex" as much as possible to raise search rankings, the piece makes some very funny assertions: "Both [SEO and sex] are organic functions - although both can be paid for. But please, do not confuse Google Adwords with prostitution. Although both may be optimized through the use of keywords."
Ultimately, the parody shows "the creative balance between good and interesting content and the optimization of that content," write Leyden.