We learned quite a lot about Hulk Hogan while working on this issue. Everyone probably already knows the Hulkster played the wrestler Thunderlips in Rocky III, but did you know he was big
in Japan and wrestled there for years? Fans there call him "Ichiban." He once had a restaurant called Pastamania in the Mall of America, and was the original choice of pitchman for The
George Foreman Grill but turned it down to sell a blender. And last but not least, The American Mustache Institute tells us they believe "Hogan's lower nose garment is the largest naturally
grown, farm-raised mustache on earth." True story.
Dear Pandora, Please cut down the compression on your audio ads. Thank you.
When approaching mobile: "You need
to forget your Web education" -Alexandre Mars.
How many clicks does it take to get to a dong on Chat Roulette? Three.
"The thing I hate most about advertising is
that it attracts all the young, bright, creative people," the street artist Banksy told The Rumpus. "Modern art is a disaster area. Never in human history has so much been used by so many to
say so little."
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Fun fact: Biggie Smalls trended three different ways on Twitter on the anniversay of his death. Even nicer: One of them was #Juicy
#isntitironic when
a blog story about how to get readers to keep reading your blog is infested with annoying pop-ups?
Correction: The Creative Roundtable in the March OMMA contained the
statement "For those of you who never got enough, National Geographic published National Geographic: The Best of the Breasts, a compendium of breast photography from the magazine, last
year." National Geographic would like everyone to know it has never published such a book. The misunderstanding resulted from the remnants of an April Fool's prank, played by NatGeo itself,
that had spread online. We certainly regret the error. And if there were any such book we would surely have it in our collection.
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