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by Amy Corr
, Staff Writer,
February 2, 2009
Underwhelmed and fresh salsa. Those are the two tastes lingering in my mouth following the Super Bowl. The game was far more exciting than the ads. Even this non-football-watcher was glued to her
seat.
Everyone's tastes differ, but here's a rundown on my favorite and least favorite ads. Whether you agree or disagree with my selection, I invite you to discuss your favorite
Super Bowl ads on the Media Creativity blog.
Don't risk missing these ads with a
bathroom break: Hulu. "You know they say TV will rot your brain. That's absurd. TV only softens your brain. Like a ripe banana," says Alec Baldwin, portraying
an alien portraying a "TV actor" in Hulu's evil plot to destroy the world. Crispin Porter & Bogusky created the ad. I rewatched the ad on Hulu, but not before being
informed that Teleflora sponsored my viewing pleasure. More on them later.
Doritos hurled a snow globe at a vending machine and I laughed. The spot takes place in an
office where a co-worker claims his crystal ball, in actuality a snow globe, can predict the future. The co-worker bets that the office will get free Doritos. The vision comes true when he throws the
snow globe into the Doritos vending machine, shattering the glass. A skeptical co-worker drinks the Kool-Aid and asks the snow globe if he will get a promotion. He hurls the snow globe right into his
boss' crotch, guaranteeing no promotion. The ad was user-created and the winners received $1 million.
Out of the two E*TRADE ads, created by Grey New York, I enjoyed
"Wings" over "401K." Anything paying homage to Mr. Mister can't be bad, right?
I enjoyed "Avatar" and "Heist," two Coke ads
created by Wieden+Kennedy,so much that I downloaded the original version, sung by Elvis Presley, of "Stranger in the Crowd," the song used in
"Avatar."
Bridgestone Tires did not disappoint with its two TV spots. One ad took place in outer space, with a pair of astronauts who were too busy
dancing to House of Pain's "Jump Around" to notice their Bridgestone tires were stolen. The second ad starred Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head out for a drive. The only way to silence a nagging
Mrs. Potato Head involved a herd of sheep and a quick tap on the brakes that caused her mouth to come loose and fall down a mountainside. The Richards Group created the ads.
I paid $3 million and all I got was this lousy ad. Stereotypes are hyped in Super
Bowl ads, I get it, but Teleflora's talking flowers spot crossed the line and wound up being downright cruel. A woman gets flowers delivered to the office, but they're in a
box, not a vase, which apparently makes her a "train wreck" who reads romance novels and owns a fat cat. The Fire Station, Teleflora's in-house agency, created this
train wreck of an ad.
Keeping with the mean-spiritedness is Cheetos. A tracksuit-wearing woman talking on her cell phone ridicules people she's come in
contact with. The customer sitting behind her gets angry and extracts revenge by sprinkling Cheetos under the woman's chair so a large group of pigeons will swoop down upon her. The avenger's
actions were encouraged by Chester the Cheetah. Goodby, Silverstein & Partners created the ad.
Toyota advertised something during the Super Bowl, but
the ad was so forgettable that I did just that.
Lastly, did anyone else notice that Jake the Clydesdale, in Budweiser's 60-second spot "Generations," has
a Scottish accent but was born in America?