Ten Internet Haikus

Instagram bought by

Facebook. Privacy erodes.

Who could have guessed it?

 

If I never hear

the phrase “future-proof” again,

it will be too soon.

 

Another day brings

a new social commerce site.

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

 

You know me better

than anyone in the world,

Facebook and Google.

 

Can’t come up with a

name for my online start-up.

Time to remove some vwls.

 

Disaster coming?

First update Facebook status.

Then run for cover.

 

Wandering confused.

Lost and don’t know where I am.

Must be Apple Maps.

 

My real life is not

so cool. But my Instagram

life is amazing.

 

Want to force yourself

to disconnect more? Leave the

power cord at work.

 

Paying for Web friends

is no more effective than

paying for real ones.

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8 comments about "Ten Internet Haikus".
  1. David Carlick from Carlick , January 18, 2013 at 11:39 a.m.
    I always enjoy the thoughts that you put forward this time takes the cake
  2. David Carlick from Carlick , January 18, 2013 at 11:41 a.m.
    Rats. Mediapost ------ removed my line breaks, making---- my haiku so lame.
  3. Jerry Gibbons from A-Team Advertising Advisors , January 18, 2013 at 2:55 p.m.
    Well done. I'm impresses with you talent
  4. Kaila Colbin from Ministry of Awesome , January 18, 2013 at 3:43 p.m.
    David, awesome work! / Your double haiku comment / is hilarious.
  5. Charles Stannard from Brandspring Solutions , January 18, 2013 at 3:58 p.m.
    Phenomenal post...LOVED it, well-done.
  6. George Parker from Parker Consultants , January 18, 2013 at 6:02 p.m.
    Homage is flattery... Curating Kaila on "AdScam" Holistically artisanal. Cheers/George "AdScam" Parker
  7. George Parker from Parker Consultants , January 18, 2013 at 6:04 p.m.
    Bugger... Like David. No line breaks... Should be a break between "AdScam" and Holistically. I'll post it on AdScam after my three martini lunch. Hic. Cheers/George
  8. David Carlick from Carlick , January 18, 2013 at 11:01 p.m.
    So, I meant: I always enjoy -----(5) the thoughts that you put forward ------(7) this time takes the cake ...(5)----- (Honoring Haiku 17)