Vespa: Hipster With Huge Digital Vibe Wanted

Normally I'd never write a brief on a job listing; it's probably unethical. They'll probably fire me for this, but I can't resist this one. Who wouldn't want to work for Vespa, which probably means actually getting a Vespa, which means, automatically, a hip boy or girlfriend. I mean, come on. The only thing better would be having a license to fly the Goodyear Blimp. Anyway, the New York-based company (and New York is a good place to Vespa -- a new verb) is looking for a person to be Digital Marketing Specialist. The company says the winner of the brass ring gets to handle  Vespa and Piaggio motor scooters, Aprilia motor scooters and motorcycles and Moto Guzzi motorcycles. Nice. To paraphrase Alec Baldwin in Glen Garry Glen Ross, "the job's just waiting to give you its money. Are you man (or woman) enough to go get it??" If so email here: mmaccaull@piaggiogroupamericas.com