Can it be six months already? It is! A half year has elapsed since the last roundup of PR Wild Pitches, the semiannual shaming exercise in which publicists are forced to answer for their
indiscriminate flackery.
This is not about singling out those who merely guess wrong about a particular journalist’s interest. Wild Pitches is about those who make zero effort to match the
proposition to the recipient, blasting out unequivocally irrelevant queries at the expense of not only the reporter’s patience but the client’s reputation.
Or, put another way, no
-- Marcie Katcher of the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy, the announcement of your Acceptance Day and Ceremony for the 237 plebes joining the regiment of midshipmen holds little interest for me. I cover
media and marketing. Have fun on Friday, but kindly remove me from your list. Anyway, I have a lot of other stuff to sort through.
I mean, check out this big scoop, courtesy of Jeff Inks
and Theresa Jacobs over at ALI. (Come on. Don’t pretend you don’t know the initials…)
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American Ladder Institute Exhibits at NSC Expo
CHICAGO – The American Ladder Institute (ALI), a not-for-profit association dedicated to developing ladder safety standards and promoting safe ladder use, will be exhibiting at the 2013
National Safety Council (NSC) Expo taking place September 30 – October 2 in Chicago.
Look, guys, I don't want to be too smart-alecky about this, but if I didn't bite on
your Ladder Safety Month release, why would I promote your convention booth? In future, please address your ladder-awareness news to Curly@TheThreeStooges.com. My inbox is no place for your spam. And
by the way, on the subject of pork and pork byproducts, this arrived from Peter Marchese of Playback Producers:
.Intv Opp-Bacon Nation
Hi, folks! Are you a
bacon-lover? Check out these 125 recipes that show bacon isn’t just for breakfast anymore!! Please let me know if you’d like to book an interview!
Best,
Peter
Hi, Peter!
Let me know if you’d like to clean my gutters!
Best,
Bob!
Anybody in the publicity trade can be a
nuisance. All they need to do is demonstrate no respect for their addressees, their clients or themselves. Publicists can up the annoyance ante a bit by inserting the recipient's name in the pitch, as
if the willy-nilly mass mailing were somehow thus personalized. But it takes some sort of 9th-degree level of unreality to follow the data-base-plucked salutation with an obviously false claim of
actual personalization, such as in this pitch from [name redacted] of It’s QooQoo representing Medical World Americas.
| Dear Bob, I wanted to reach out to you directly with Medical World
Americas' latest news release announcing Dr. Robert C. Robbins as the Chair of our Executive Advisory Committee. We're enthusiastic about the resources he'll bring to our event in developing the board
and together providing strategic direction for the conference and plenary sessions…. To me directly? Seriously, [name redacted]? Does the term “wrong church, wrong
pew” mean anything to you? How about “adding insult to injury?” Look, I’m leaving your name out of this because you are no doubt a very young marketing professional. But your
managers should have told you that you cannot camouflage a mass mailing by pretending it is based on anything but a mailing list. When you try to do that, you only call attention to the sad
charade. You had no idea who was the “you” whom you claimed to be reaching out to “directly,” did you? But I’ll bet you do now. |
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