NEW! Sears' DieHard Battery Will Survive Zombie Apocalypse

searsThe latest brand to jump on the zombie bandwagon is Sears' DieHard battery -- an ideal fit for those living in a post-apocalyptic world. A man and woman are running for their lives, fleeing a large group of fast, hungry zombies. The pair scales a fence; the man easily makes his way over, while the woman struggles. Along with the zombies, chivalry is also dead because the man leaves his lady to struggle, assuming the zombies will get her. He runs to the nearest car and the battery is dead. At this point, the woman is not far behind him and spots a truck with a DieHard battery. Her vehicle starts with ease, in time to watch karma come back and devour the man, surrounded by zombies. See “The Getaway” here, created by Y&R Midwest.

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