This week in 1954, Godzilla brought 20,000 tons of serious hurt down upon the screaming heads of the citizens of Tokyo. And ever since the film's premiere, those poor bastards in Japan have been
regularly stomped into red slime by an endless series of city-smashing mega-monsters.
The imagery, in fact, has become the analog version of a viral video, spreading out across the planet
to be used whenever some worthy wants to make the point that big is bad. But when it comes to gigantism in the media business, we frequently hear something a little closer to home. I refer to Jay
Chiat's famous line about his goal for his half-eponymous shop, which was to see "how big we can get before we get bad."
Somebody should have called him on that bullshit. It wouldn't have been
me -- Chiat was a god to all of you, but a bully to those who worked for Adweek, which he despised (not without reason). Jay was being his usual snarky self when he made that crack. No doubt he
already knew the answer: If you're big, you're bad.
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Ipso facto, right?
Well, it is true that ad agencies persist in the belief that success equals size. Why they believe that has always
escaped me. Of course, I still can't figure out why a dog would lick its balls. Even a gay one. But I digress.
The ancient blogger George Parker has made a career out of hammering away at this
"big is bad" trope. While they wait for their first genital hair to appear, the digitards at Internet shops do it, too. Clients also delight in the practice. Not necessarily because the big shops on
their roster are bad -- How would a client know? -- but, well, for the same reason a dog licks its balls.
Big is bad is easy to remember, has a nice alliterative ring to it, is a selling point
when your agency just laid you off and you're scrambling for freelance work, and makes a dope poster to wave around when you're screaming at the top of your cracker lungs at a Congressman.
But
it's not true. Not for government or for communications companies. Big is not automatically bad. Bad is bad.
As Jay Chiat also famously said: "It's all about the work."
There is plenty of
that still at the big shops. There may be nimbler competitors. More digitized rivals. More emphasis on measurement and less on imagination. But in an ecosystem in which content is again key, branding
is back as a priority in a marketer's strategic thinking. And no one understands brands better than the Big but Not Necessarily Dumb Agencies.