Results for December 2010
  • A Metrics Miracle
    "Twas the week before Christmas, when alone in my house/ I was finishing shopping, with a click of the mouse;/Then I cleared out my browser cache, cookies deleted,/ In hopes of nefarious snooping, defeated." -- Josh meets Santa!
  • Elves Present Dashboard, While Santa Suffers
    Santa slipped into a PowerPoint-induced coma today halfway through the annual Elfin Performance Dashboard presentation. "I guess we had a few too many metrics," said Lenny, Chief Analytical Elf.