• by Sophie Kleber , February 12, 2010

Honest communication. Sarah tells her mother that she is sleeping with a man who spanks her. Usually she is so high that it doesn't really hurt.

Sarah also asked her Nanna and her Nanna's friend if they were upset about their grey pubes. And she helped them understand that they would die very very soon. Eventually they did. Sarah learned she was Jewish because everyone else treated her like a Jew. She was a very deep child. It's not like the Jews killed Baby Jesus, and btw: You are welcome for killing the 39 year old, otherwise he wouldn't be famous! (Everyone knows you gotta die young to be famous).

We need religion. It's a way to cope with the unanswerable. Because if Sarah thinks about the fact that she was just a spec that exploded up out of her dad's balls, that's fucked up.

Insecurity can humble us. It's a survival skill. It can protect us. From things like aging. When Sarah was nineteen, there were so many official pussy inspectors, and now, you never see them anymore... probably because of computers. "Just please don't think I care."

We live in a world of excess. Population doubles every 40 years (Sarah read that on a blog) - that's crazy! How is it not total vanity to give birth when there's so many kids to adopt?

Sarah plans to adopt a mentally challenged child, because she really does enjoy the company of the mentally challenged. Unfortunately they don't leave the nest - ever. Therefore, Sarah plans to adopt a retarded person that is terminately ill. Who does that? Amazing people.

Everyone deserves to have a song. This is for the inner porn stars in the audience. All the penises in the galaxy...