Tell me something: When was the last time you rooted for Google? When was the last time you thought of the search giant with a benevolent smile, wanted to ruffle its hair, or felt generous about forgiving its trespasses because, after all, it means well? That is, after all, how we started our relationship with them. We were all charmed. They were so cute, so clever, so... not evil. But the luster has worn thin, replaced by stories about how long they should retain cookies or whether searches should be legally admissible evidence.