- ,  Tuesday, February 24, 2004 12 AM
                                
                            
                        
 
                    
                        
                            How shocking to learn the other day that, because of Michael Eisner's iron-willed control of the Disney empire, Mickey, Donald, Daisy, Pluto, Pooh, Uncle Scrooge - in fact, all the cartoon characters
that so dominate our entertainment, culture and clothing - were totally ignorant of possible takeovers by evil interests. Other than the Beagle Boys, of course, who are just out of prison again.
                        
                    
                    
                        
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