"The [Company 1 Product] solves these data challenges by providing a universal key and common data framework that supports nearly every touch point, returning results when they are
needed and at scale every time."
…
"'We have been working with [Company 1] for years,' said [Person], founder and CEO of [Company 2], a multichannel
marketing communications agency. 'Once I explain the unique and vital benefits of the [Company 1 Product] and [Company 1 Technology], especially how easy it is to onboard and append critical data to
CRM systems, 9 out of 10 prospects end up signing on the dotted line. The [Company 1 Product] has simplified many of the most challenging aspects of our client’s internal marketing efforts.'"
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