If you want to see the really weird things QSRs do with their menus, dig a hole straight through the Earth. You'll come out in the Philippines, where fusion cuisine means anything plus anything. Take KFC's new "Double Down Dog": a hot dog covered with melted cheese and shoved into a piece of fried chicken shaped like a hot dog bun. You know you want it, but the company has not yet announced plans to offer the hot dog in the United States. Please don't.