• by Erik Sass , Staff Writer @eriksass1, March 16, 2012

@RushLimbaugh: They said it couldn’t B done!  That my #righteousaura was #2large2tweet!  But its come 2 pass!  Welcome, #dittoheads!  2 the @RushLimbaugh Twitter feed.

@RushLimbaugh: Now I no ur used 2 Rush in audio. U might say “Rush, y reinvent the wheel? Wasn’t radio good enuf? And isn’t Twitter based in SF? Can we trust these #shiftlessbohemians?”

@RushLimbaugh: But fear not, loyal #dittoheads! Rush wont let social media get the better of him. You see, I have a plan #deskknock

@RushLimbaugh: but I need ur help

 @RushLimbaugh: #pregnantpause #papersrustling

@RushLimbaugh: Yes I need ur help. 2 make this work, we need 2 do a few things. R U ready to help ol Rush out? I thought so :-)

@RushLimbaugh: 1st you need 2 click on every sponsored tweet you c in my Twitter stream. These will b 4 weird things lk #mattressrepair #motoXfigurines #WWIIeasternfrontreenactors

@RushLimbaugh: Yes I no theyre weird, just click on them, these R my sponsors now

@RushLimbaugh: 2nd

@RushLimbaugh: #throatclearing

@RushLimbaugh #unexplainedpause

@RushLimbaugh: 2nd you need 2 be ready to counterattack if the liberals attack ol Rush

@RushLimbaugh: thats why I have devised a plan: PLAN Z (for zebibyte – thats 2^80 bytes)

@RushLimbaugh: if it looks like some liberal ninnies are sabotaging us by #misconstruingmymeaning #outofcontext, I will tell you to enact PLAN Z

@RushLimbaugh: Heres the plan. 1st, you must retweet every single 1 of my tweets AND also transcribe every word I say on the air on twitter

@RushLimbaugh: then every #dittohead should retweet all the other #dittoheads tweets, including the retweets and transcribed monologs, again and again, ad infinitum

@RushLimbaugh: given the amount of verbiage I produce, I calculate this will produce a zebibyte or 2^80 bytes of content, thus crashing Twitter and probably the Internet itself

@RushLimbaugh: then I can go back to radio