News Item: Smooverly of Menlo Park, Ca., closes $57 million Series B round. TwistOff Cap, San Francisco, and Venturism, Palo Alto led the round, earmarked for platform development, energy
drinks.
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Welcome to Smooverly. The first publishing platform to combine real-time video, an engaged millennial audience, key
influencers with unprecedented social reach and personal biometrics.
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The Power of Smoove! Millennials do not email, text or speak on the
phone. But they do continue to communicate, mainly through initials, and demonstrate rudimentary learning. How to capture them “where they live” and “squeeze some value out of them
somehow?”
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This is some sort of graph.
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Another chart. Note clip art.
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The Next Level. Photo of millennials. One white guy with knit cap. One white guy with
extravagant beard. One African-American male (nerdy). One white female (hot). One Asian -- gender fluid -- with ironic t-shirt, earbuds. All are smiling as they brandish iPhones and busily smoo on
Smooverly.
Text: Research shows millennials will refuse food and drink in order to update their social attachments with their geolocation, restaurant entrées, p.o.v.
straight ahead, favorite stuff they do not own, other friends’ infinite flaws, celebrity gossip and the funniest videos ever ISYN. But now it’s time to take it to the next level.
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Bodily Functions: The Final Frontier.
Image: pixilated dick pic.
Text: No information is too much
information.
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What’s in a Smoo?
A dick pic is a Smoo!
Poo is a Smoo.
Blood pressure is a Smoo.
Menstrual status is a Smoo.
Blood-alcohol level is a Smoo. (“Dude, I just killed three 40s.” “Yeah? Prove it! Smoove it!”)
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Leveraging the Data Stack to Reach Out to Influencers for Hockey Stick KPIs Going Forward
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Monetization Strategy
TBD