Us Feel Good About Trump

"Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!" -- the Bizarro Code.

If like me, you were born under a yellow sun, then you’re probably feeling like something is wrong. Like things are happening the opposite of the way they should. Like you have suddenly entered a Bizarro World.

For those of you who are not fans of Superman -- or for that matter, “Seinfeld” -- Bizarro World is one in which everything happens opposite of the way it is supposed to happen in this world, you know, Earth.

Exactly when the two universes began converging, I cannot say, but with each passing day it seems we are living more in Bizarro World than on planet Earth.



I’ve been thinking about this column for sometime now, at least since Donald Trump was elected President. My first clue was the way some earthlings reacted to it. They got ill. I mean, physically ill. The number of people who told me they felt sick -- threw up, had diarrhea or even went to the hospital with chest pains -- the morning after Election Day was remarkable. I never saw anything like it. It was like their bodies were telling them something their minds could not process.

I predict a wave of similar reactions will be experienced on Jan. 20, 2017, when Donald J. Trump is inaugurated as Commander-in-Chief, but it already feels like we’re at war. Not a military one, though it seems telling that Trump has been stacking his administration with military personnel. A psychological one. If you haven’t read it, check out Teen Vogue’s feature on how Trump has been “gaslighting” America. It is probably the first time in my career that I ever sourced Teen Vogue for anything, but honestly, we are living in Bizarro times.

Take Trump’s latest cabinet appointment, Rick Perry as Secretary of Energy. It’s not the fact that Perry, like Trump, is a former reality TV star. It’s that the cabinet choice, like so many others, seems opposite of the way things should be going. It’s not the fact that Perry, who could not even name the Department of Energy during a presidential debate with Trump, it’s the fact that he stated his goal was to abolish it.

Is it any less bizarro than naming a climate change denier head of Environmental Protection Agency?

Or an ex-Goldman Sachs high roller Secretary of the Treasury?

Or a self-declared bigot Attorney General?

Or an opponent of labor rights Secretary of Labor?

Us can go on, but us can see the logic of it.

You just need to come from Bizarro World.

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  1. Tony Jarvis from Olympic Media Consultancy, December 13, 2016 at 2:48 p.m.

    You are to be commended for not giving Mr. Trump a 'pass' or worse a, "let's wait and see" like so many media reporters across our media channels.  (Do we remember Neville Chamberlain's, "peace for our time"?).  It is crystal clear from his positions and the "bizzarro" appoinments that the principles, policies and nativism often reflecting the "alt-right" so many US citizens have fought so hard against for so long to actually make America Great and generally well respected will take the US back to its darker days for some of its people. 
    In media it is time to recognize that Mr. Trump is the greatest showman ever, even beyond John Ringling and uses social media brilliantly albeit, according to Bernie Sanders, as "A pathological liar".  Of course his media effort also includes a 'pass' for the endorsements of dark posts by Mike Flynn his National Security Advisor!  (For which Flynn's son took the fall!)
    "Make America Great Again" and its fulfillment is a con which even some of his most ardent supporters will eventually understand as so well explained by Paul Krugman in the NY Times December 2.
    America is and has been Great for years.  Like any democracies, America can always be better across a wide swath of policies especially those affecting various down-trodden communities whatever their ethnicities or heritage.  
    Neville Chamberlain resigned in May of 1940 to be succeeded by Winston Churchill who was officially supported by Franklin Delano Roosevelt and the great American people against fascism in December 1941.  Some us dearly hope that the FDR of the 21st Century is already evolving in the wings for his (or her) succession to the Presidency.  It might be sooner than many expect?   That, I suggest, would not be bizzar.

  2. Ed Papazian from Media Dynamics Inc, December 14, 2016 at 10:58 a.m.

    Me like this one, Joe.

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