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I've Got 47 Problems But 86 Ain't One

Eighty-six.

If memory serves me well, that's the precise number of times I've blurted the following phrase to my wife after watching a news report about something unbelievable 47 has done so far during this term as president: "If somebody pitched that to a Hollywood studio it would be rejected as too ridiculous."

Yet the ridiculousness continues, including having his Injustice Department indict James Comey for allegedly threatening his life by posting a photo of sea shells spelling out "86 47" on Instagram last year.

Of all the gaslighting Trump has done, he still seems to be reaching new heights, including changing the meaning of common language to fit his dictatorial demands, especially his retribution against his perceived enemies.

I can't imagine the third time will be the charm for trying -- much less convicting -- Comey for seashellgate, but I am fascinated how acting AG Todd Blanche, overacting FBI chief Kash Patel and hyperacting Trump have been twisting the meaning of "86."

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So I asked Gemini Pro to help me conduct an analysis of public data referencing the meaning of the term "86" in American pop culture since if first began showing up in the 1930s. Keep in mind, the data it returned -- which is depicted above -- is for illustration purposes. But you get the point.

Back in the 1930s it was mainly used by soda jerks to describe an item that was out of stock.

By the 1950s, the dominant pop culture meaning of the term was to refuse service or eject an unruly patron from the premises.

That's always been the one I've been most familiar with, but starting in the 1970s a similar-sounding term -- "eight miles out and six feet deep" -- began showing up in books and movies about mobsters.

The two terms seem to have gotten conflated.

Either that, or we're looking at some kind of Mandela Effect.

4 comments about "I've Got 47 Problems But 86 Ain't One".
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  1. Dan C. from MS Entertainment, April 30, 2026 at 4:52 a.m.

    You're conveniently ignoring the fact that even by your own graph, 86 has increasingly meant "to kill" or "eliminate."


    The median age of an Instagram user is 27 with 70% of its audience being below the age of 34.  Referencing its meaning before most Instagram users were even born is irrelevant as most of them would believe 86 means eliminate or kill.


    Regardless of its meaning - it's incredibly immature and irresponsible for the former director of the FBI to post it.


    Comey was an idiot for posting it and Trump is an idiot for pursuing it.

  2. Joe Mandese from MediaPost Inc., April 30, 2026 at 7:51 a.m.

    @Dan C. from MS Entertainment: You're conveniently ignoring my "for illustration purposes only" disclaimer on Gemini's (not my) analysis. I wouldn't put statistical significance in that. As I noted there has been a conflation between the terms "86" and the lesser known/used mobster term "8 miles out 6 feet under." Perhaps my most important points were about "gaslighting" and "Mandela Effects" and the collective misremembering and twisting of reality that happens when someone like Donald Trump is using the powers of his office to distort the meaning of things, including a pop culture term like "86." It clearlly has never been meant to "kill" someone, but to get rid of someone. The real meaning of words is about the context of who, what, when, where and why people use them. If a mob hit man were using the term "86," I'd grant the meaning was to execute someone. If a top career law enforcement official who happens to be a president's political rival is using it, I believe the context was to remove that president from office. #seashells

  3. Adam Buckman from MediaPost, April 30, 2026 at 8:26 a.m.

    Speaking of 86, we must never forget Agent 86, the secret agent Maxwell Smart (Don Adams), famed for his mobile shoe phone on the 1960s spy comedy series "Get Smart." Sorry about that, chief! - Adam Buckman, MediaPost TV blogger

  4. Joe Mandese from MediaPost Inc., April 30, 2026 at 9:54 a.m.

    @Adam Buckman: Doh! Great catch. Hope there's a TVBlog in the future about that. Lift the Cone of Silence, please. 

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Adams#/media/File:DonAdams.jpg

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