Don't let the steely robotic gaze and fake Stepford smile fool you: Despite a nearly unshakable knack for oozing creamy insincerity, Martha Stewart is not perfect. Note the faux pas: As we wrote last
month, her Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia publication
Blueprint recently went green (aka stopped printing). A letter sent to subscribers meant to notify them of the greening of another
company publication, the
Martha Stewart Newsletter, started off, "We regret to inform you the
Martha Stewart Living has ceased publication." Then the letter goes on in Dadaist
fashion to tell its no doubt confused yet relieved readers, "We are delighted to inform you that special arrangements have been made with
Martha Stewart Living magazine to service the
remainder of your
Martha Stewart Living subscription. You should receive your first issue of
Martha Stewart Living within the next few months."
