Hard times and some hard drinking can do a television set no good.
A couple of weeks ago, one Missouri man
got a little frustrated over losing his cable signal, and being unable to get his new
digital TV converter box to work, according to KARE-TV Minneapolis - St. Paul.
So he shot his TV.
The man was reported to have been drinking and was arrested, charged with
unlawful discharge of a firearm.
This column has railed against TV -- but has never risen to such violent acts. There have been occasional bouts of yelling, fist-pounding, and foot-stomping
-- but at a good nine feet away from the screen. Most response to pressing TV issues has been a shrug of shoulders.
My wife is disturbed by my take-it, and most times, leave-it, attitude
towards TV. "It's just TV"," I say, which gets her even angrier. That's because, like the man in Missouri -- and most other people -- she'll tell you she watches TV for relaxation. (Sometimes I don't
get how TV makes you unwind, especially when watching severed body parts on "CSI: Miami" -- but, whatever.)
Forget about the digital changeover. Economic frustration might grow in the
coming months, with more random acts against all types of screens. Find out that your 401K has lost another 5% while on your mobile? Your aggravation could turn your pricey iPhone into a pricey
highway-moving Frisbee.
A less violent, more common, act of TV rebellion is just turning off the set, leaving it -- in some anthropmorphic way -- to rethink badly written scripts, annoying
commercials, or upsetting world news events.
If only solving our entertainment problems were so easy -- and bullets so hard to find against defenseless objects
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