• by Joe Mandese , March 6, 2009

Four A’s Friday opener and CBS News anchor Bob Schieffer’s funniest â€" and saddest â€" line so far is: “You know that a bank is in trouble when the fee it charges at an ATM is higher than the price of its stock.”

Schieffer, of course, was talking about Citi, whose shares are now trading as “penny stocks.”