Please, please don’t tell me you are shocked that the government has been scanning the Internet for intelligence about who among us has the capacity to be very, very naughty. You, Social Media
Insiders, most of all. Given the oversharing that goes on routinely among us every day, weren’t we just begging for this?
We can certainly debate whether PRISM -- the formerly top-secret government program that conducts
rampant online surveillance -- is right, wrong, or ultimately enough of a protection mechanism against terrorists to warrant the intrusion, but people are worried about privacy? Really? That would be
worth fretting about, if people led their online lives as if they actually wanted privacy.
The way some people are reacting, you would think that our online interactions were limited to email,
and doing the occasional Google search, activities, that -- while certainly trackable -- happen in spheres that are relatively circumscribed and where sharing is limited.
But the fact is that
much of what we do online is stuff we intend for wide distribution. Witness the case this week of America’s favorite deranged Dunkin’ Donuts customer, Taylor Chapman, who -- upon the
tragedy of not getting her receipt -- effectively held up the Dunkin’ Donuts where the transgression occurred using only a cell phone! Instead of saying, “Hands up, or I’ll
shoot,” as she filmed her request for free food, she kept repeating: “This is going to get posted on Facebook.”
An isolated incident? Hardly. There’s a long line of
much worse miscreants also being surprisingly public about their true selves in the time leading up to their, um, notoriety. Take Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the dead Boston bombing suspect, who left a trail
on YouTube that should have, at the very least, indicated that he had a, well, point-of-view. In fact, in many recent criminal cases, there are digital footprints for all to see, if someone could
actually figure out what they’re looking at.
And that, in some ways, is the rub. Part of me wishes that the government were better at what they are attempting to do. Not more invasive,
certainly, but better at, for instance, separating the foreigners -- who are legal to track -- from the U.S. citizens. So far, they are only at 51% accuracy, which, as John Oliver said the other day
on “The Daily Show,” “[is] basically flipping a coin, plus one percent.”
It would also be helpful if the government got better at determining the markers that made a
potential terrorist truly suspicious, so they could follow the suspicious folks and leave the rest of us out of it. Trust me, it’s a huge waste of government resources to track my repair calls
to Cablevision. If only they were as good at stalking the right people, as, say, Stride-Rite, then we’d be talking!
But, alas,
this is what we’re left with: a government looking for terrorists by having to cast a net that is way too wide, because the data, while massive, isn’t fine-tuned enough. After all, they
never caught the Brothers Tsarnaev until it was too late.
On the other hand, by giving so freely of our private lives in public, we help prime the pump for government surveillance. If you
really thought your communications were private -- and that you really wanted them to be private -- you are sorely mistaken.