If you don't read Cory Treffiletti's Online Spin post every week, you should -- because he is one of the smartest, nicest kids on the block, and he always has interesting insights on our business.
Well, most of the time, anyway. This past week in a column essentially about Google Glass, he wrote in part: "Wearable computing is the next big thing as we evolve into the 'Internet of
things.' Each of these devices becomes a signal by which we can monitor and manage our lives using a digital lifestyle dashboard. Personally I love FitBit and Nike Fuel Band, but these are
less invasive and more user-initiated."
Nike Fuel Band? Really? It is nothing more than a $150 piece of conversation-starting jewelry for the gymeratti set. Here's how it works. Someone gives
it to you for Father's Day, and everybody comments on how cool it looks. At least one of your kids says he wishes he had one. Snapping it on, you feel as if your cholesterol count just dropped 50
points and, if there were one starting just outside your door right now, you could cruise a 2:30 marathon. Your benchpress max just moved from 135 to 275.
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When you walk down the street, you
are pretty sure that folks are stopping in their tracks, fixated on the matte black bangle on your wrist and thinking, "Wow, I bet that guy is some sort of god-body who is also all about the latest in
technology."
Little do they know how useless the Fuel Band really is. All it does is apply some sort of voodoo algorithmsto the motion it senses from either walking or
running, or anything that moves your arm EXCEPT weight-bearing exercises. It then translates this into NikeFuel, "a universal metric of activity," which DOES NOT really indicate calories burned. If
your primary workout is lifting weights or spinning (as you guessed it, mine are) the Band cannot calculate the "energy units" you consume. I called Nike to ask why strapping it on my ankle while I
biked wouldn't work -- and they said cheerfully, "Well you could, but it's not made for that. Have a great day."
So what you have is a metric that means almost nothing. Yes, it shows how
"active" you were today (within Nike's definitions of active), and when you plug it into the Nike Band website, it lets you compare how active you were today vs. yesterday or last week, but there it
ends. (BYW, you can scam the "count" by pumping your wrist while watching TV.)
But honestly, you don't need a technology device to tell you that you skipped the gym yesterday or that you
burned x number of fuel units gardening on Saturday. You already know that.
There is no program to suggest that you eat less or work out more or do this exercise more than that one. It’s
only a measure of activity (that can be easily scammed if you are a compulsive goal achiever) which at the end of the day means nothing. But I guess you still look cool to those who don't have
one.
The point here is that if you are going to develop new technology, at least make it useful. I see tons of apps that are only marginally helpful at what they claim to do -- and once we all
get over the shock and awe of Google Glass, will it be more than an expensive toy? Can't say, since I haven’t tried it. But I can tell you that the Nike Fuel Band is just that -- an
expensive toy.