There has been a pretty lively debate about whether the founders of Snapchat were idiots for turning down an all-cash $3 billion takeover offer from Facebook. After all, the company hasn't recorded a
dime of revenue (yet) and seems to be the selfie-porn platform of choice for teenage America. Is there a future in that?
For the older, uninformed and totally uncool demo reader, Snapchat delivers
mobile photos for which users can set a time limit of 1 to 10 seconds for viewability; thereafter, the pix disappear forever from the recipients' phone -- and allegedly, even from Snapchat's
servers.
I will leave it to others to decide if, at the end of the day, selling and serving one video or photo advertisement in every 20-30 snaps or directly selling virtual goods like
emoticons or copyrighted characters will 1) raise enough money to warrant an even larger valuation; and/or 2) won't piss off the unpredictably fickle teen market, which has already begun to hit the
exit doors of Facebook, yesterday's digital darling.
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What I like is the concept of content irrevocably disappearing after five or six seconds. After all, that is now the normal attention span
of the digerati. And frankly, given the overabundance of digitized information, no one has time to focus on anything longer than a few seconds. If content producers took a page
from Snapchat and limited their output to what could only be consumed in five or seven seconds, think how much better the world would be.
Instead of
having all those personalities recite the entire Gettysburg address (and who, after all, wants to hear it more than once every 150 years, anyway?) Ken Burns could cut them off at somewhere around
"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers...." And instead of having to watch the Zapruder film until Kennedy clutches his throat, we get to stop at excited, happy people smiling and waving at the
motorcade. Or we see the Hindenburg gracefully slipping toward the landing tower and never hear the word "humanity."
Of course, lots of sites take advantage of this attention-span
deficit now by headlining lists of things you will want to read or see, then showing them one after another to up their page views, serve more ads and invite you to put a gun to your temple.
But think of the benefit to society of forcing folks who call themselves communicators to actually have to articulate with enough clarity so you actually understand what is being sold within
five seconds. No more room for voodoo modifiers and superficial superlatives;just the facts, ma'm. No more "tarmac leads" to news stories: "It was a clear, sunny day with a brisk wind when Air Force
One touched down on the tarmac at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport...."
Best of all, we will all have a built-in excuse for not having seen something that some moron at the company with too much
time on his hands (you know who you are) circulated to the staff under the heading "Interesting Story." On the other hand, you can safely say you saw everything, because you can save your Ritalin for
exams and look at 3,000 stories a day.
Dinner party conversations will no longer be dominated by the bloviations of the few who think they know it all, because all they will know is about five
seconds worth. "Let ME tell you about Obamacare..." (on to next topic: Who can't wait for the movie of ‘50 Shades of Grey’?).
Come to think of it, we already live in a
Snapchat world. It's just that, sadly, we aren't the ones getting the selfie porn shots.