10 Things Apple Will Probably Announce That I Just Made Up

You've probably heard by now that Apple is making some kind of big-time secret announcement deal Tuesday on its Web site, promising customers "a day they will never forget" (and if you haven't heard by now, stop reading this and go get your strat together).

Through my engaged network of influencers and innovators, I've gotten leaked sneaks of several big bombshells my boy Little Stevie Jobby-Jobs is getting ready to drop on us. And since I'm such a nice guy, I've decided to share them with you below. You're welcome.


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