
Another day, another new CBS show that will probably do great and get a full-season order. Yawn.
This one is a family comedy called “The McCarthys” (not to be confused with Melissa
McCarthy, who stars on another CBS show, “Mike & Molly”).
“The McCarthys” premieres Thursday night (Oct. 30) at 9:30 Eastern time -- a relative latecomer to the
fall schedule because up through last Thursday, CBS was enjoying the fruits of an eight-week schedule of “Thursday Night Football” telecasts.
In the absence of football, CBS will
reconstitute its Thursday lineup starting this week, with “The Big Bang Theory” at 8, the season premiere of “Mom” at 8:30, “Two and a Half Men” at 9 (yes,
it’s still on, but this is its final season), “The McCarthys” and then the season premiere of “Elementary” at 10.
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“The McCarthys” will likely make
itself right at home –- not because “The McCarthys” is anything special but because it isn’t, which is precisely what the CBS formula for churning out hit shows is all
about.
“The McCarthys” is about a close-knit but rambunctious Boston family consisting of middle-aged parents, a grown daughter and three grown sons, all of whom live within a few
blocks of each other. And -- get this -- one of the sons, this show’s lead character, is gay. Yawn -- again.
Remember when a scenario like this was actually controversial? Once
upon a time on TV, this Boston family might not have been so receptive to the idea of a gay son or brother. But this is 2014, and the gay son’s lifestyle is no big deal to these traditional,
working-class Bostonians. As played by Tyler Ritter (one of the sons of John Ritter), the gay McCarthy is just about the nicest, most thoughtful person you’d ever want to meet.
Viewers will likely find him easy to take -- but what do I know? Lately, I have found it nearly impossible to predict the success or failure of TV shows, particularly those on CBS.
It’s as if CBS has figured out a way to make TV shows that are virtually critic-proof. Or to put it another way, despite the best fault-finding efforts of TV critics, the shows on CBS have
this uncanny way of finding audiences anyway.
The other day, CBS announced full-season orders for four new dramas -- “Madam Secretary,” “NCIS: New Orleans,”
“Scorpion” and “Stalker.”
“Madam Secretary” and “NCIS: New Orleans” I could understand: People seem to love “NCIS,” so a New Orleans
spinoff with a bankable, familiar lead actor -- Scott Bakula -- is as close to a no-brainer as TV gets. “Madam Secretary” also seemed to have “hit” written all over it,
sandwiched between “60 Minutes” and “The Good Wife” on Sunday nights.
But “Stalker” and “Scorpion”? To me, the “Stalker” pilot was
unrelievedly grim, and I had no interest in watching any subsequent episodes. And “Scorpion,” about a team of youthful tech geniuses hired by the government to fight terrorists and other
arch-criminals, seemed so unrealistic that I was confident viewers would reject it. I was wrong, of course.
CBS made its full-season order decisions based on numbers like these: Last week,
total viewership for “NCIS: New Orleans” was 16.13 million; “Madam Secretary,” 11.713 million; “Scorpion,” 10.747 million; and “Stalker,” up against
Game 2 of the World Series on Fox, 7.367 million (the season-to-date average for “Stalker” is 9.49 million).
Shows like these are indicative of a gap that exists in TV between the
kinds of shows that “everybody” talks about and the shows that “nobody” talks about but are nevertheless among the most popular shows on TV.
And when you say
“everybody” in this context, everybody knows you’re not talking literally about “everybody,” but about a relatively smallish group of people who include TV critics,
bloggers, Twitterers and any other group that is disproportionately vocal on social media on the subject of “cool” TV shows. Earlier this year, for example, “Orange Is the New
Black” was being talked about so much that you may have thought its popularity was on par with the Super Bowl. It is not.
Meanwhile, none of the “cool” kids seem to be very
vocal about shows like “NCIS: New Orleans.” And yet, millions of “nobodies” seem to like it just fine.