“Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my "wires tapped" in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!”
Trump’s intelligence source was a conservative talk radio host.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump I am VERY UPSET that sore-loser Dems have been toppling gravestones in Jewish cemeteries, but the REAL STORY is the conspiracy to target Christians!
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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Chris Christie, watch your back! Just learned about aliens pouring into New Jersey. Some are murderers and rapists. All are Martians. These hostile beings are enemies of the American people! Terrifying!
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Proud to announce new White House Science Advisor, the Amazing Kreskin.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump HUGE monster in Scotland, near Balmedie site of Trump International Golf Links. NATO playing dumb. Considering tactical nuclear weapons. LOCH AND LOAD!
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Fake news says this, says that! Why would anyone believe these dishonest people who get beat every day by Drudge and the Daily Planet? When Lois and Jimmy were trapped in an abandoned subway tunnel, the Failing NY Times had NOTHING.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump So-called scientists claim planet is warming. Same people who say humans and dinosaurs didn't cohabit Earth. Oh really? Please explain brontosaurus burger!
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick! I have seen this with my own eyes. Poor Mr. Body! But NOTHING IN MAINSTREAM MEDIA. Cover-up?
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump My horoscope today! “You've done your best to keep a delicate issue under wraps for some time, but it's become a lot more difficult lately, mostly because of one particular person who's managed to burrow quite deeply into not just this particular situation, but others, as well. If -- no, when -- it becomes clear that they're going out of their way to make things melodramatic, don't be afraid to give them their walking papers. The universe is most definitely on your side.”
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump DM @JeffSessions. Can I see you in my office, please?
right, fake Tweets created to illustrate the importance of attacking fake news. really useful stuff here, next?
If they were all fake tweets, we wouldn't have a problem. But they aren't. So we do. Next?
My heart goes out to you to have to put up with this shit. Hope the food and drinks were good.