Happy New Year, beautiful MediaPost
people!
I’m thrilled to be back at this here critiquing post now that everything is advertising.
There’ll be more about that in the weeks to come. But for starters,
I’m excited to write about the Iowa caucuses looming on January 15, because I get to use the word “barnstorming.”
Indeed, lots of the standard campaign and communications
machinery used during Presidential elections seems rather creaky and antique. (My favorite line from election night reporting comes from Dan Rather, who loved to call the race “tight as a
tick,” whatever that means — on a deer? In Great-Granny’s closet? )
But speaking of the stormers, Vivek Ramaswamy, the fiery, 38-year-old Republican candidate for President
and know-it-all biotech bro, has become quite the advertising critic.
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He announced last week that ahead of the respective caucuses and primary, he was pulling all TV spending in Iowa and New
Hampshire.
In his typical aggro way, he said, “TV ads are for chumps.”
“Presidential TV ad spending is idiotic, low-ROI & a trick that political consultants use
to bamboozle candidates who suffer from low IQ,” he exed on X, formerly Twitter. “We’re doing it differently. Spending $$$ in a way that follows data…apparently a crazy idea
in US politics.”
The candidate, who is dangling at Chris-Christie levels in the polls (somewhere around fourth place), has a point. It’s a whole different world, and the power of
TV ads has certainly been diluted since that last great performance, Reagan’s “Morning Again in America” from 1984, knockoffs or parodies of which are done to this day.
Still, this breakthrough in strategy does seem to coincide with Ramaswamy’s very low reserves of what he calls “$$$.”
When asked what he’d do differently sans TV
buys, the “business owner, not a politician,” mentioned moving to a super-futuristic hyper-targeted approach that includes such things as “door-knocking” and
“mail.” Also, digital and streaming ads to get turnout from nontraditional or first-time caucus-goers.
Another problem for Ramaswamy is the antiquity of caucusing itself.
It’s about as difficult as String Theory for me to understand, but according to NPR, the Republican caucus is simpler to explain that the Democratic one, and boils down to a neighborhood type
meeting of politically active, like-minded people at which “someone from the campaigns might speak for a particular candidate,” and the process might take up to an hour. “Then voting
happens by an informal secret ballot. Think: folded-up pieces of paper passed in and collected.”
To the larger point: Most Ramaswamy voters are new to caucusing. And it’s a paper
process, which would seem to be painfully historical for them. Those who are experienced at this “pieces of paper” sort of thing would seem to be older -- the type of people watching
television commercials.
In reality, in the throes of what must have been a “low IQ” period, Vivek did run a TV spot (below) featuring his former piano teacher. It seems to
soften his brutal attack-dog image after his performances at the Republican debates.
In the spot, piano teacher Mary Ann Jordan reads as sweet older white lady, but offers some not-so-coded
messages about extreme conservatism. She says she used the time after the piano lesson to teach him about U.S. history — presumably the non-textbook version.
“I taught Vivek to
love liberty,' Jordan says while an image of a young, adorable, bespectacled Ramaswamy is shown sitting at her piano during a lesson.
Intercut are shots of Jordan, playing, yes, “God
Bless America.”
'Vivek is a true conservative,” she says. “I put him in that same category as Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump. He has the same ability and he's not
afraid.'
I like the ad. It effortlessly shows his earliest influences while packed with conservative punch. But apparently, he felt it didn’t perform for him.
Meanwhile, he maintains he has a “legitimate shot at winning the Iowa caucus,” even as he lags far behind former President Donald Trump, Florida Gov. Ron
DeSantis and former South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley.
The firebrand says that the polls are “dead-off” and that his next-gen voters have not even been polled.
But this just
in: Sounding amazingly like the frontrunner, on January 2 Ramaswamy X-posted :
“Forget CNN’s fake Iowa “debate” on Jan10th which will be the most boring in modern
history.
We’re doing a live-audience show that night in Des Moines with @Timcast.”
He cited a string of CNN’s previous “shenanigans” against his campaign
as the reason for dropping out of the debate.
Yup, TV is for losers. Let’s see where texting gets him.