Marketing is all about discrimination. The idea is to carve the marketplace into various segments – often demographic, including ethnic ones – and then:
Focus special attention on those with a history of patronizing the category, with
an offer and message tailored to the segment.
Due to the risks of pandering to, condescending to, stereotyping and patronizing various communities, there needs to be some sensitivity brought to bear, but targeted
marketing to minority groups makes sense for advertisers and customers alike. Gefilte fish indexes low in El Paso. Curry just doesn’t move off the shelves in Montana.
This is not complicated. All you have to do is look at census data, and the strategy just writes itself.
So, yes, if you were a major political party, and you wished
to succeed in a presidential campaign, of course you’d want to look at the same data a beer, food, auto, diaper or banking marketer would consult. Then you’d want to be
discriminating in how you speak to various slices of the electorate.
Which is just what Donald Trump and the Republican Party are doing: discriminating. But, to paraphrase the
great Inigo Montoya, I don’t think that word means what they think it means.
You discriminate by learning about a segment’s common attributes, marketplace behavior and
cultural values and cues -- not by, say, deporting them to Mexico. Or stopping them at the border from entering the Land of Opportunity. Or smearing them. Or denying their rights.
Putting aside how hateful, unconstitutional and fundamentally un-American that is, do you really want to antagonize so many segments of the population? Do you see Pepsi
calling Coke drinkers rapists and murderers and terrorist? You do not. Because some people chafe at that kind of treatment. It’s just poor customer relationship management.
Remember, the presidency isn’t even a Coke and Pepsi sort of proposition. It’s not like one party gets 60% of the Oval Office and the other gets 40%. This is winner
take all. So if your marketing strategy is to demonize one part of the population to impress another part, you’d better do the math, or else you’re not only being loathsome bigots,
you’re being dumber than an anvil. Vastly stupid. Historically stupid. Suicidally stupid.
So let’s have a look at some population trends, shall we? According to Census data, minorities now comprise 38.4% of the population.
Now let’s say the rest of the population -- the white folks -- split evenly between red and blue. Which party will the 56.6 million Hispanics support?
Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha. Hey, Reince Priebus. Hey, Paul Ryan. You’d better hope all your years of gerrymandering still assure you the House of Representatives, because unless Hillary Clinton is
discovered in Benghazi destroying email servers with ISIS, you will be destroyed in national races in November. And you most likely will have no chance to control the Senate or the White House for a
generation.
Or ever. Because, according to the same data, 48% of the population under 18 is minority. Gentlemen, in your support of a racist demagogue -- in the craven, cynical
name of preserving party unity -- you have taken your intellectually, morally bankrupt party to the brink of insolvency. You have looked at the future and pissed on it.
There are only two reasons you cling to any relevance whatsoever:
The Democrats are spineless and ineffectual themselves, and
The Koch brothers and the NRA have bought you so many statehouses, you can still control Congressional district maps for the foreseeable future.
But you just keep on doing what you’re doing. Keep on supporting that repulsive ignoramus you’re about to nominate. Keep on singling out the constituencies you most
need -- not for understanding and common cause, but for hate speech. Then in the second week of November, you and your 40% can think about what Supreme Court justice is coming your way.
I
know you’re a little dim when it comes to math, but do you understand 5 to 4?