• by Amy Corr  @MediaPostOTL, July 25, 2014

Time flies. Can you believe that it's been nine years since the infamous Carl's Jr. and Hardee's ad with Paris Hilton, a dirty Bentley and an oversized hamburger? Carl's Jr. and Hardee's have created a Texas-sized version of the ad, starring the company's latest #sexyspokesburgereater, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, and Texas native, Hannah Ferguson. "I Love Texas" promotes the Texas BBQ Thickburger, a beef patty loaded with smoked beef brisket, spicy mesquite BBQ sauce, crispy jalapeno and onion strips, and American cheese. I have agita just from writing about the burger. Since this is a Texas version of the ad Hilton made famous, Ferguson is scantily clad in a black bikini, washing down a pick-up truck and noshing on a BBQ Thickburger. Ferguson drops an onion strip on the shiny, clean truck, just as Paris Hilton enters, in her black bathing suit and black Bentley, to pick it up and say: "You missed a spot." The ad includes a rerecording of "I Love Paris" from the original ad, performed as "I Love Texas." See it here, created by 72andSunny.