• by Amy Corr  @MediaPostOTL, March 22, 2017

According to Shaquille O'Neal, his childhood was awkward until he grew a beard... and the earth is flat. In an amusing ad for Wix.com, O'Neal recalls his youthful days where he was taller than his classmates and picked last in gym. He never won the lead in the school play; instead he was selected to be Tree #3.

He believes his mojo is found in his beard, although his stylist is not convinced and is ready to shave it off. Shaq keeps his beard healthy and luscious with Age of Beard products, purchased online from a site powered by Wix.com.

Brendan Gibbons directed the 90-second video, produced by Station Film.