We are told we are in a golden age of content, ingenuity and utility. But we are not. Because almost nobody has located the gold. Call it the Geek capital crisis.
Media-buying transparency or whatever can hold off a week. Will you please permit me, on the occasion of Father's Day, to devote a few words to something personal? To be specific, it's a bit of an update to my dad, who died young and missed my entire adult life, not to mention a lot of his own.
"Sensory Stories," an exhibit in New York's Museum of the Moving Image, offers glimpses of futuristic technology -- or more accurately, futuristic application of existing technology -- to satisfy humans' primal instinct for storytelling. The result is an odd amalgamation of novelties, amusing but contrived and useless art pieces, and jaw-dropping demonstrations of Virtual Reality.
Taco Bell is rolling out a breakfast item that is the quintessential south-of-the-border desayuno especialidad: Cap'n Crunch Crunch Berries coated doughnut holes. So autenticamente Mexicana! This is where Yum Brands begins to take a licking. On the question of elevating humanity or lowering it, this menu-item eatrocity is actually a pretty tempting target.
So the advertisers have abandoned TLC's "19 Kids and Counting" en masse following revelations that no more than 18 of the super-Christian offspring managed to get through childhood without committing sex crimes. Good for you, Allstate, Choice Hotels, Sherwin-Williams, Pizza Hut and the rest, for bravely taking a stand against molestation.