T-Mobile CEO John Legere reacted to charges by the feds yesterday that it has been taking up to 40% of hefty-but-bogus third-party texting charges - for "flirting tips, horoscope information or celebrity gossip that typically cost $9.99 per month" - by proclaiming it is the "most pro-consumer company in the industry" and besides, we don't do things like that anymore.

Hormel Foods, the maker of Spam, is going the Whey of protein in a jar, agreeing yesterday to purchase Benicia, Calif.-based CytoSport Holdings, the maker of Muscle Milk, 100% Whey protein powder and other sports nutrition brands for about $450 million.