With the big gobble-gobble weekend approaching, it's probably a great time for Weight Watchers to debut this new 60-second spot, timed for prime family viewing on our first Post-Turkey Sunday. (AKA, when the stuffing hits the fan.)
"Sweet fancy Moses!" See that? Scooping up any random line from a "Seinfeld" episode makes this opener about 400 times funnier than anything I could have come up with myself.
No, it didn't break the Internet. And sorry, you can't unsee that impossibly large, oiled-up, whiskey-colored double spheroid that can stand in for so many things. I refer, of course, to the unexpected, slightly surreal images of Kim Kardashian West, cover star of Paper magazine's Winter 2014 "Break the Internet" issue.
Given all the sturm und drang of this week's midterm election coverage, plus nonstop news about Taylor Swift, it might have escaped your attention that November is Men's Health Awareness Month.