Well, all we can say is thank God this two-week agency holiday boondoggle is about to come to an end. And yes, we're a tad jealous but also realize you earn it with your slavish devotion to clients and their pesky, never ending demands during the other 50 weeks of the year. And we do have an item about gorgeous women and the ads they make, so read on.

Well, we do have a little tidbit for you. Remember that 1984 Big Brother Apple Ad? Here's the latest wrinkle. Still, it sure would be nice if agency types would get your butts back to work so we have some fodder to feed our hungry beast. Please.