Clearasil users rub cheeks. Croquet players and bandleaders drink 10 Cane Rum. Corona continues to relax beachside. Let's launch!
Milk is all you need when PMS turns you into a witch. Cheese makes Canadians happy. Dogs love Honda Elements. Let's launch!
David Beckham signs with Sharpie; teaser ads only show his John Hancock. Coldwell Banker brings Coldwell and Banker back from the dead. Have we learned nothing from the resurrection of Orville Redenbacher? Let's launch!
Men in diapers. George Washington could have used a GPS device. The Globetrotters are coming to town. Let's launch!